How to buy/sell Facebook Stock?

How to buy sell Facebook Stock? (The easy & no commitment way) "the way guys like it"

First, get a ton of money. Like a Free $25+30% bonus. I am talking up to $10,000.
Then open an account at  http://bit.ly/MJnMeF, but only open the account if they promise you Facebook stock, fast execution & zero commissions, which they do.

Finally, take advantage of the price drop & <sell> Facebook stock.
If it starts to rise steadily, ditch your selling positions for a profit & start a new relationship, <buying> (her love) if u put your trust in Facebook. (really, seriously?)

Also, pimp this Free bonus for a few hundred bucks per person http://bit.ly/MJnMeF
or simply share it on Facebook by saying "Profit from Facebook stock's downfall!"