I received a secret love letter...
in the form of an arrow message
Cupid's arrow, how romantic <3
I'm your secret admirer
& I just want u to know...
I'll always watch over u
I'll always be there for u
U'll never be alone, in the dark (even when u're sleeping)
I'll keep your deepest darkest secrets (nobody will ever find out about your bedwetting)
My shrink says I'm crazy (crazy in love with u!)
& I just wanna let u know that I'll never let u go (ever)
What a lovely girl!
Ouch my ass! Damn that arrow...